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“When sales go down, so do our employee counts,” said Alexion Ludemann, HR rep at the major gaming book products factory

“I’m excited about the future possibilities in our gaming book products industry,” said manager Mildred Xiong, who works at Jerlene Mckearin and Hochhauser Liscano Partners LLC, “because I know in the long run, it’s all going to work out just fine.” News of possible lay-offs in the gaming book products sector came as no surprise to administrative assistant Abnet Mackinnon, who works with the CEM of Stiteler Riecke Traders INC. “I saw this coming…luckily, I know my job is safe, and if worse comes to worse, I’ll retire early and live off a modest pension. Organized labor is not concerned either, since many gaming book products syndicates hashed out reasonable deals with corporate leadership last year.” Several other major stock houses felt similar shifts in the gaming book products industry as well, noting some losses on the big board. This is to be expected, however, because the economy is not quite ready for anymore “irrational exuberance”. Speaking broadly, the gaming book products market sector will perk up as the year continues forward, with historically strong profits in the second and fourth quarters. Market makers in the gaming book products shuddered with news of the recent economic down turn, signaled by top analysts in the Petri Staffieri Ltd firm. Though the bear market will slow acquisition down, stocks will continue to trade hands. “Cairone Silcott is right on,” said Blubaugh Hewey, a researcher in the gaming book products market, who has over 30 years experience, “and I think as we look forward, a lot will depend on the behavior of consumers. If they choose to spend their money, we’ll get out of the slow times fast. If, however, on the other hand they decided to save it or pay off debt, we’re looking at a more bear market.” Some long range planners believe the holiday season will be the bell weather indicator of how optimistic people are about the economy, particularly in the gaming book products market. Consumers will spend some 20 to 30 % more, on average, in the months before the holiday season, which helps retailers and major producers’ bottom lines greatly. The gaming book products sector, although sometimes slow during the holidays, generally does well no matter what result. A few others agreed on this point, citing the recent gaming book products research work by Cirone Tutwiler, a noted analyst and author who many consider to be the foremost authority in the market. “I trust the word of Cirone Tutwiler, especially in these times,” said Selena Boorman, partner in a major gaming book products marketing firm, “and will look to other analysts of the same ilk to gauge how we move forward in this environment.” Nathalie Arhart and Dotty Brothers, both CEO’s of their respective firms, have decided to lay off some poor performing employees, that would have probably been fired within the next 6 months anyway. “It’s true, we’re laying off workers because of the economy, but the ones we’re laying off are employees that contribute little to our operations. Our best employees continue to hold their jobs and will continue with us as long as they maintain their excellent records. Further, we’re going to reward our gaming book products market analysts, who are in high demand, with a cost of living raise plus 2% of their salaries.” “We might just give everyone non-paid vacation,” said Mapes Bostian, Vice President of HR at Riva Rhoades and Hofe Widmann, INC, “simply because having too many workers becomes unproductive. We’ll let portions of our employees take time off for their families. When they’re recharged and ready to tackle the demands of the gaming book products consumer demand, we’ll open our doors once again. In the meantime, let’s be cautious and not jump to conclusions.”